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minus-squarezqwzzle@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55arrow-down2·4 days agoIt means they belong to a cult that practices ritual cannibalism.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·4 days agoDo you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoCannibalism of a zombie wizard? I feel like the zombie wizard aspect narrows it down to a few hundred
minus-squarebuttmasterflex@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoDon’t forget the self-dealing necromancy! If Jesus is considered the son of god and also god (whole trinity myth), then him being raised from the dead means he is both a zombie and a necromancer.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoA Lich! Buuurn heeeeer! No, wait.
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoIf you want to go one further, those that die and go to heaven are “one with God”, so you’re also eating Grandma
It means they belong to a cult that practices ritual cannibalism.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Cannibalism of a zombie wizard? I feel like the zombie wizard aspect narrows it down to a few hundred
Don’t forget the self-dealing necromancy! If Jesus is considered the son of god and also god (whole trinity myth), then him being raised from the dead means he is both a zombie and a necromancer.
A Lich! Buuurn heeeeer! No, wait.
I got better!
If you want to go one further, those that die and go to heaven are “one with God”, so you’re also eating Grandma
Does it matter?