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Suddenly, conservatives are for a shorter work week.
Nah, they’ll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won’t be from work - problem solved!
Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.
Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.
I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.
So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.
It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.
Exactly! It’s like Ghandi in Civilization.
“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”
-That guy
I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.
He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.
He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.
I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
Option 3: Look what you made him do.
Wouldn’t that mean like at least half the world would be gay? Where TF do these idiots come up with this shit?
“I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress.”
Whatever works
10/10 Perfect comment.
