Abstract Art of the deal
That game should really be called 4d chess with multiverse time travel. They “only” added two dimensions to regular chess, but in regular chess the pieces don’t move in all 3 dimensions, only 2.
That being said I have almost 20 hours in this game and am still too stupid for it, even if it’s “only” 4D 😭
It’s unfortunately a bad strategy to branch into new timelines, making high level play look like regular chess. Until one player is far behind and will do a long jump back to try to rescue the game state
…but none of it is canon.
we had the same inclination. thank you internet twin.
Michael Scott is really the perfect personnification!
Thank you, I came to see if this had been posted. I need this humor to deal with this bull shit.
“Pretty soon, I will be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during an address highlighting his administration’s efforts to combat crime in the U.S.
That’ll do it. That’ll stop crime in the US for sure. I can follow the logic
Only losers stick to a single topic. This guy multitasks like no other.
Nope. Not really. All this random multitasking, all the constant never ending bullshit. It’s all actually 1 task.
That 1 task is called “Distract everybody from the epstein files”
Would he even lose his existing base at this point though?
I honestly think the vast majority would drop him. Its their hard line. For now they’re denying he’s in there. But hia plummeting popularity show that some republicans are in agreement that trump is guilty. Which is why they’ve stopped supporting him in recent years.
So I think his base would dramatically shrink. But not die.
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Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it’s because they don’t have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣Why not Taiwan? Then TSMC doesn’t have to build factories in the US.
Too late, China called dibs.
Oh I thought he already did that. Must have slipped his mind. 😋
Hey poster, can you post a non amp link instead?
Here you are:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/Fixed it. Sorry
😀 👍
How does this dumbfuck manage to get STUPIDER with each passing day? It’s like he’s studying to get a PhD in Imbecility.
His brain is atrophying as his dementia continues to worsen.
I guess there’s still hope then that one of these days a piece of the brain will die where he loses the ability to speak & move. I’ll sleep well tonight to the thought that this vile piece of shit could die slowly, alone and afraid 🤗🛏️
It will be hilarious if Biden out lives him
Watching him have a stroke live on TV would be so cathartic.
Die? I want them keeping him alive, as a vegetable, until he is 115.
Reopen Fort Monroe. Specifically, The part where they kept Jefferson Davis.
Sure, but also, he was always a fucking idiot. He’s never been smart,even by average idiot American standards.
Yes, but he is getting noticeably worse.
Literally syphilis
Lowering the bar, day by day.
it’s an oldie but it checks out.
I’ll declare myself President of the United States.
Difference is I’d actually show up and do a better job.
Isn’t it already in Iranian AND Omani waters? You can’t just claim something someone already owns…especially a country you’re not at war with (Oman).
As a matter of fact, you can! It’s a great way to start wars and annex territories. Not so good for treaty negotiations, though.
You can’t just claim something someone already owns…especially a country you’re not at war with (Oman).
Buddy…
Most wars start because someone claimed someone else’s territory…
Yeah, anyone can claim whatever they want. Making other people respect your claim is the hard part.
Alright. Thats it. I’ve had enough of these territory disputes. I declaire all of existence to be my territory. Yep. Every single atom that exists. All mine. I own everything now.
And for anyone who wishes to dispute this, the process is simple. Just take a number, use your toungue to write out a letter of dispute, directly onto my butthole! Anyone who doesn’t do this respects my claim to everything.
I’m not your buddy, pal.
(that’s another way wars start)
Ok bubby
He just did. It’s a violation of the UN charter, but that’s kinda his schtick.
We just nerd other UN members to grow some balls and start issuing sanctions and embargoes on the US.
US colonialism has entered the chat
Why not just follow Israel’s lead and declare all other countries and the buildings and homes in them property of the United States?
Then everyone else becomes a criminal tresspasser terrorist and they have to do what we say because they’re bad and we’re right and it’s normal and reasonable for us to zip tie a man’s peener and parade him naked in front of his family, and shoot the kids if they so much as look at the rocks that are everywhere because we smashed their neighbors house into rubble the day before.
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I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn’t make it real you fuckass
I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.
See, nobody cares.
I mean, you’ve got to convince someone…usually at gunpoint (or worse).
Iran should declare Florida an Iranian territory.
It’s all theirs
Right. No resistance from me. Of course, they’ll piss of their new landlords, and they’d try to return it.
Please take it. We don’t need it any more. Plus you get all the scientologists.
And I declare that trump’s rectum is a Putin territory.
According to United States law, any children born in United States territory is considered an US citizen and regardless of the claim being legitimate or not according to the US it is their territory, therefore any child born there would be considered US citizen, basically allowing in free immigration from Iran.
Republicans already seem intent on nullifying birthright citizenship, not that it would stop them from simply ignoring laws they don’t like anyway…
and i declare i am the empress of MARS. woop de dooo. the emperor has no clothes
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Mars.
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Trump.
