This timeline is fucking insane

Professionals have standards

Predicting weather is chaos theory.

Predicting the movement of celestial bodies is classical mechanics.

4/5 While I enjoyed this succulent excretion of bovine breasts, it did not bring the same joy from my youth of suckling from the source.

Immaculate.

Intelligence work is done largely in offices. Phone networks, data centers, etc.

In field operatives wear plain clothes and use “behavioral engineering” to get information. They just try and get people to talk more than they should through friendly conversation.

The fighting doesn’t happen. Its reckless, draws attention, and no one is going to tell you anything after you’ve beat them silly.

Homicide detectives also do not get into alterations because the altercation has already happened. When they get enough of a lead on someone they notify dispatch and they send a pair of officers to pick up the suspect.

Real life does not have fisticuffs.

Oh Pakicetus, youre so silly

Hey Siri, do that ass fart?

There is no “beneath antartica”. Antarctica is a continent. That would be like “beneath north america”. The best you can do is under one of the ice sheets.

God I hope I do soon

I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors

Sometimes I genuinely forget what is dune and what is warhammer