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Are you sure you didn’t misunderstand mine? Don’t understand metaphor? The cossack interfering with your English?

Reporting in from not .ml, you’re a pretentious edgelord at best, or a Russo-Asian toe-sucker at worst.

I promise, Donald is.

Much much worse. He sits down on the jar. Then keeps going. About halfway in, the tension breaks the jar and he begins pulling broken glass out of his ass.

Tell them I love them.

He’s so smol and cute! Tell him I love him.

Unfortunately, impeachment will do little to nothing as it stands. Remember that Trump holds the record for potus impeachment, and is half of all potus impeachments.

Even if everyone agrees to do it, nothing will actually happen, except a strike on the record, because politicians are cowardly villains most of the time.

The catch is that it’s every kind of ass. Man, woman, clean, filthy, gassy, gaping, tight, cats, dogs, cows, pigs, everything.

Sadly, anybody that’s been paying attention already knows that Orban is a Russian puppet. Him outright stating it is kind of surprising, but the fact itself isn’t.

Charlie and Frank play that every night!

Tbh based on this post, I’m assuming that’s the only way OP gets women.

Mathematics would like a word

That is easily the most photogenic cat I’ve seen in a while. Hey him on billboards ASAP!

They had a few strokes and decided to make it other people’s problem.

Stop using reddit

Citation needed.

I’m hoping for a ‘bad/not enough evidence’ not-guilty verdict.

I’m unfortunately expecting the worst.

I don’t remember where I read it cause few years ago, but summarized, it said that 30-40% of Americans are functionally illiterate. I might also be confusing it with the number of unlicensed drivers, but either way, holy shit my country is cooked.