

i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm


i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm
do you approve of the term “LatinX”?


Depends on how you define “Christian”.
this is the only correct reply to any question about “christian” beliefs, opinions, actions, or values at any point in history. funny how you’ll get wildly contradictory responses to a single question about morality from different people in the same congregation at the same church, yet they’re all waving around the exact same bronze age book of tall tales as “proof” of everything


“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning”
“sounds like you touch yourself. do you?”
“um…”
“that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning”
“sounds legit”


meanwhile in the states: “how am i supposed to explain your penis costume to my kids?!?!? i voted for pedophile in chief btw”
https://theintercept.com/2026/04/03/penis-costume-no-kings-protest-alabama-censorship/


am i old? i simply can’t imagine handing control of my money over to AI because i can’t be assed to order shit online all by myself–which takes less time than writing a prompt


brought to you by the party that won’t tolerate any kids under 18 being exposed to books that have “ass” or worse written in them
it’s a noble cause, 100%.
but no one should be encouraging anyone to blow $18 on bullshit gillette, or whatever, refillable shaving cartriges. actually it was $18 the last time i bought a 5-pack, that was in the 90s. i don’t even want to know how much they cost now.
do yourself a solid and switch to safety razors. i got a handle ~9 years ago for like 10 bucks, and spent maybe $30 on 300 blades. actually 600, since they’re double sided. granted, i shave every other day, and never on weekends or during winter, but one blade will last about 3-4 weeks
please take the “you need 5 blades on your razor…unless you’re not a REAL man” propaganda and throw it out the window


newsweek… is there another source/verification for this?
i’m on board with all of that, except i would say reality tv politics instead of showbusiness. for the most part, showbiz doesn’t pretend to be authentic actual real life the way completely fake scripted bullshit reality tv does. it’s like pro wrestling, except they really do actually take themselves seriously
and that’s what this whole administration has been from 2016: yOuR fIrEd!
so fucking stupid and depressing
imagine selling your soul to a rapist pedophile con man only to have him wipe his ass with it and toss it on the giant mountain of previous thrown-under-the-bus discarded detritus that you 100% were aware of, but chose to ignore because you thought you were special
not only will i not be buying her book, but i wouldn’t even pirate it either
20 years ago: AI will change the world for the better!
now: LOL look at this meme i made with AI


after they cheat their way to retaining majorities in both house and senate in these upcoming midterms, it’s all over. anyone who thinks there’s any chance of coming back after that is still delusional. “make sure you go out and vote!!” lol, ok…what do i do when they throw away all the ballots that aren’t straight R all the way down?
personally, i think it was already all over when everyone allowed the GOP to steal the scotus nomination from obama. and THEN the GOP threw their own “rule” that they made up on the spot out the window to allow trump to nominate his third scotus justice.
everyone who is or was in a position to prevent the millions of steps require to get to this point-- they’re all complicit


pretty sure the GOP is banking on “voting” no longer being an actual thing in the near future
in other words, no, they don’t give a fuck whether they have a “voter base” or not
thank you. i’m not latino, but it always struck me as WTF when all of a sudden “let me be offended for you” people decided they needed to “fix” an entire language’s “sexist” word that none of its speakers were ever offended by