Why not both?

We’re a family! Complete with the narcissistic micromanaging lunatics, Favoritism and nepotism, and miserable people willing to throw you under the bus for a chance to be rewarded!

Well if that’s the bar I can do 150 trillion wrong calculations!

I’m pretending to read pretend comments about a pretend book about a pretend situation!

That is possible, didn’t consider that

Hip hip hooray it’s weasel stomping day!

Don’t kill the king!

Nothing is impossible if you’re dedicated!

Yeah cause that stopped him every other time

Hey! Get your own cow!

Taking role play to another level

That’s why it’s a pyramid

But the hackers! They could hijack your tv and make you watch something boring!

I grew up an apple fanboy but in my early twenties I realized I couldn’t afford to stay one. Since the iPhone came out they’ve gotten more and more closed off and hard to modify. The last straw for me was realizing you couldn’t install older versions of software (someone gave me a 1st or 2nd Gen iPad) and I couldn’t even put an older version of home assistant on it. That really showed me how hard they push for “you must buy the newest thing” because they’ll deliberately break the old one

TANKS JOE BAMALA

Right after we make cybertrucks safe

I only put gin on my cereal

These puns are making me CURL my toes

How’s a person supposed to breathe with all that fresh air out there?!