This is just fucking insane. Absolutely bonkers.

I wish he would just rewind 10 years a be some comedian hosting other comedians and psychonauts with funny conversations when it was understood it was all just nonsense.

Maybe they’re counting on multiple buyers?

Edit: I guess more likely they’d just toss access to the buyer for the data, get paid, and bounce…

Now define those in detail so there’s no ambiguity about what qualifies for each of those categories

Flash a distro onto a usb and boot from that to test drive it and ensure your hardware is compatible - zero risk.