Oh, no! I missed it.

I miss the times when outrage food was made of bugs 😔

Eating raw hazelnuts kinda feels like this. You break them and most of them will taste good, but then you get one that looks right, but tastes like the picture on the right side, lol

Sheogorath, is that you?

That sounds close! I did research, and the book I remember was actually written by William W. Hewitt.

I misread “shirt” as “shift,” and I was like, “damn, 8h to take a shit? What was he eating?” lol

I am happy for you two, but make sure to throw the bouquet high. I swear I won’t duck this time!

I remember seeing a book teaching you how to read closed letters through the envelope with your willpower. Maybe they are already a level higher 😆

Ahhh, that explains it!

I don’t drink, actually. I am just prone to being anxious by default, and it usually happens when I get stressed.

No, these are my emotional support viruses!

No, I also have them. Sometimes they are about a single subject, and sometimes they are like, “Oops, I accidentally forgot to go to school for three years.”

I knew exactly where it was going the second I read the first sentence, lol

The sign checks out. I really can’t find them!

@jsalvador@programming.dev Look, it’s you

Coming through the wall… just like my IRL cats when they hear the snack bag open

Even when they are dolphins?

I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
“I’m sorry, I can’t eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar…”

Thanks! ❤️

So I will be a necromancer in Elder Scrolls Online. Coolio, I just got to remember not to resurrect anything near towns, lol