And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
Um. You think you are quoting me but you are not.
However, I did create a “What?” joke that fell out of control.
The Vulgate. I recommend biblegateway.com.
Like, if you read the Bible, you will find a lot of things aren’t hidden: people just don’t read and listen to people who don’t read and quote shit way out of context.
If this were Satan’s world, would he deceive you into not listening to Jesus?
Here is a killer recipe:
two boxes of kraft shells and cheese.
one can of peas
one can of tuna
Cook the shells and cheese, drain, and immediately add the tuna and peas, and just stir in the “cheese” and keep it on low, warm, about level three on the dial.
Now, if you want to get “kraftier”, you can cook mixed frozen veggies in a separate pot instead of canned peas, which is much healthier. I add black pepper and sriracha to it, but don’t bother with salt because those damn cheese packets have you covered.
The meal feeds 2-3, reheats well, and takes less than 15 minutes.
I will also use ramen noodle packs, leave out the spice pack, use either spaghetti sauce or curry, add veggies: almost the same jam when it comes to prep. You can hodge-podge this. Usually I use to packets of noodles for myself, but it is way faster and cheaper than spaghetti noodles.
So, this one requires a casserole dish. Man, so easy: easy as cake!!!
1 can 15.25 ounces drained whole kernel corn
1 can 14.75 ounces creamed corn
1 8.25 jiffy cornbread mix
1 egg
2 tbsp butter
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 paprika, but for extra spice punch, use sriracha instead
Mix this all into a bowl and dump it into 11x7x2 greases dish. Bake uncovered at 400 for about 25 to 30 min, test the consistency like you would a cake with a fork, the corners should brown. Double the recipe for thanksgiving. I like mine spicy, so use sriracha.
Loved this as a side for chili.
Pretty sure humans still use Photoshop, and LLMs are being trained on their work.
What end of an era?
Biblegateway.com is an AWESOME tool. I don’t have a preference towards any translation. Sometimes, I will dig down to the Vulgate or Greek. I sure as shit have to admit I can’t read Aramaic.
But you can put in the verse and flip between translations on the fly and look for commonalities.
That’s how I eventually discovered the Barabbas was Jesus, and that required me to get down to the Vulgate.
Oh thank God, I didn’t know if I was going to make it to the club tonight, but we are all going. Oh my god, except Matthew. Did you hear about Matthew and Hendrick? Total drama. I don’t even want to bore you with it, but after a couple of drinks in me, I might start being a chatty Kathy.
Without further ado, our ride is here so clap clap clap Let’s fuck shit up! Am I right?! So much fun. Going to be such a good time!
/now… can you believe they will get you home in one piece? I have proclaimed to be DD, and been asked what does that mean, like you have two dicks?
Dude. Oh, fairies. Some of my “besties”?
My other gay male friends just say, “I am not like that.” But we still support the fairies, buy beer, compliment them, fix their computers. I mean, if they are cool people, you know? Mean people are not restricted to ideology, religion, or sexuality.
But cool people are cool and it’s all chill.
I am not a troll. No I won’t get unhinged.
I was attempting, actually, to be playful and silly and wanted to make you smile.
part of it was to see how unhinged he would get
Literally: you just claimed you were the troll.
mic drop
I am not a troll. You are missing the point.
And with a name like that: dude, your parents were prophetic.
Nope. How can we even be objective on a subjective topic?
You, dude, are objectively wrong on the use of objective.
Objects you can experience, usually you can touch them. Physics, where we derive the subjective concept of “physicality” hinges on its objective conclusions.
This is an abstract discussion over a SUBJECT, which holds no mass and only takes up time but not space.
So you think I am subjectively wrong but you wanted to not speak monosyllabically in hopes you would read more intelligent than me.
Dude, I don’t give a damn. Have a great day and enjoy the weather while we got it. Internet warrior.
I can agree with that.
Look, I am saying that I agree with what Jesus taught, no question. But I don’t think he was a magic zombie man.
And I do believe in God/Godhead, and I am not a hard physicalist.
The miracle of Jesus is mostly that he helped people without asking for money, which the pharisees and sadducees were doing by order of the Roman empire, while additionally refusing to assist gentiles.
And the J-Sauce was like, “fuck this stupid shit. And fuck the Romans and their self-perceived authority to deny the basic commandment: Love thy neighbor.”
Jesus was punk as fuck. He refused to stand down, the Romans tried to twist the narrative so that his own supporters would be blamed, and made an example of.
But that holy spirit should die. Hence, fuck ICE. I will happily die to defend my neighbor, without using any force. Just an example.
But if you strike me first, well, I will take action to stop you from doing it again. Pacifism is not submission.
Oh, dude, Life of Brian. Must see. Relevant to the discussion and hilarious.
What a weird way to complement my humor. I think you have the ability to be funny, too!
Btw… you apparently didn’t watch Monty Python.
Sardonicism:
grimfully mocking, saying the most offensive take on the topic as if this is the plan. Really causing people to recognize the situation through cynical and stark takes delivered lightheartedly and even subvertly.
Example: A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift.
You can’t see the tone of my voice. You can’t hear the expression on my face.
You can’t feel my energy without shaking my hand.
Welcome to the Internet. You might want to buy me a beer after I fix your computer and help you move a couch.
And maybe, you might get my joke.
All the love.
You are missing what I just said. So it goes.
Odd… this is what I might ask my leg.
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”