What are you, too good to sit in a little piss?

Katamari Datacy

This is kind of true, depending on how radical your interpretation of getting off a bike is.

It’s melting.

It looks like it could feel nice on your back.

I’ve got a massive hindgut, but no girth?

I didn’t mean to be a good friend.

Yeah, I think the U.S. is going to naturally pull back to the left as a reasonable reaction, but I fear it will still go poorly, because we’re still very stupid people and it will be exploited by bad-faith actors just like everything else. But I hope I’m just overly cynical. I don’t think I am though.

I don’t care about Hollywood couples, but if they ever break up, I’ll need to be consoled.

She hadn’t lost anyone close to her until she moved in.

If it’s for his penis, the blade will completely miss, as currently designed, even if he grinds hard into the hole.

I thought Chesapeake took Horus?

You didn’t have to do that. :/

Sorry to be the bearer of difficult news.

Oh, shit. Brown hair has already locked in the “I’m gonna complain” eye contact.

I’m very sorry. :(

You’re so right.

I plan to be one of the first ones in line to get my disc on launch day! Can’t wait to finally pop that bad boy in and boot it up after all the hype!

It’s Sunday, yes, but…I’m 40? Uh-oh. Hooooly shit, I think I just took an 8 year nap.

That’s crazy! “The round error” was actually my nickname in high school!

And you fell asleep while teaching again.