My penis bleeds and I’ve got terrible aim. Am I a woman?

Cool story bro

Does it fuck. We’d at least cook it first.

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Its amazing that not only did the US never plan for this scenario but they’ve never changed it since. How do you convince someone to work for you when they might only get paid for 10 months a year?

And that downtime won’t be good for productivity either.

Christ, if anyone in the public sector went a month without pay over here the unions would be rioting in the streets. It just wouldn’t happen.

Come to think of it, regardless of whether a budget passes or not, I suspect the government would still be legally bound to pay wages. I don’t know for sure though cos I can’t remember it ever happening.

And they’re huge, huge eggs you wouldn’t believe it.

The likes we’ve never seen before… And probably won’t again… 😅

You joke but its pretty obvious that this is what he’s going for.

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Wasn’t he elected precisely because of things like gas prices?

If he was PM here in UK he would be facing calls to resign. This would be seen as abandoning the electorate or breaking a manifesto pledge.

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Fun fact goats call it ‘edging’.

Correcting people is so hot. You must get loads of sex and are definitely not incel.

Nonce-sense perhaps

Is she even in the files? Besides the photos we’ve all seen?

I didn’t know there was a debate about her relationship with Epstein or how she ended up in the US. Now I do. All she’s done is draw attention to herself.

I used to think she was a clever gold digger but now all I see is a narcissistic moron. Same as her shit-scented husband.

a lot of nuance

Its ‘nonce’. As in ‘a lot of nonces’

Speaking as an American

Did you hear my eyes roll when I read that?

Southern English accent

What the fucks a ‘Southern English accent’? Accents change every 20km over here.

why is it the only two accents most Brits can do are Texan and Boston?

George W. Bush and Family Guy.

Speaking as a Scot, I just say anything ridiculous with conviction and it sounds American.

I did think he would bad luck for their campaign - I just assumed he was just really popular in Hungary or something. Guess my instinct was right.

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