But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
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“What are you doing step ladder?”
Yeah… so she had sex with herself
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
21·9 days agoYou could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
30·9 days agoSome people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why can't you post a real shitpost on shitpost@lemmy?
2·10 days agoI just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet
wador@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?
10·10 days agoBrand new sentence right there
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.
I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.
The full movie Longitude is on youtube.
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
wador@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Building sandcastles on the beach is basically a 3d Etch A Sketch
1·12 days agoHopefully with no knobs…
Avocado without an I.
I think they are really good. I like progressive metal like Tool, Karnivool and Messuggah so it’s right up my alley.
I think the costumes and back story is a fun joke. The music is fun too.
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What fictional president would have been a good president?
2·13 days agoVasyl Petrovych Holoborodko?
wador@lemmy.zipto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•From the original Leisure Suit Larry age verification quiz (1987)
49·13 days agoIt makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb…
Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.







When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?