Anybody know of anything else that would be quite wise to purchase sooner than later, due to potential (or incoming) regulation that would be regarded as privacy-infringing to enforce? I was thinking about this because I’ve been pondering a high-quality 3D printer purchase for this reason.
Advice for varying levels of budget would be quite nice, too; I partially intend on this being a post people may want to revisit.


You don’t dry all that water off your ass?
Well, use goes from like a 10-15 square use without bidet to a consistent 3-4. Square consumption is the same from Taco Bell Tuesday to fiber Friday. You’re never going to punch a finger through trying to get yourself clean and you never need to worry about smells. A $45 dollar accessory has never punched above its weight class so well before, imo.
Turns out that twerking does have benefits
Mine has a blow dryer
Bidet-specific towel, my friend
You certainly don’t want to use TP on your dripping wet asshole. Hand towels work best
set up a towel rotation
The better models come with dryers.
The bidets in Japan are on a different level.