• Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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    2 days ago

    Sounds like boots are unnecessary, you just need the straps, maybe we can give minimum wage works a free pair of boot straps whenever the spend $100 or more at a few party approved corporate chains …

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        1 day ago

        It’s more that the punters think we are giving away but actually the cost is worked into price increases on the products they have to buy to get the bootstraps. They don’t notice the increases because they get the bootstraps. The cost of producing the bootstraps is so low that technically the stores turn a profit on them.

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          1 day ago

          That all sounds complicated and confusing, so it must be wrong. Those filthy poors are getting something they didn’t pay for and can’t afford. That’s socialism.

          (/s)

    • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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      2 days ago

      Well there is the matter of the laws of physics and reality where you literally can’t pull on your own feet to lift yourself up.

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        1 day ago

        The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia

        – Actual quote by an Australian conservative prime minister in this century