• ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca
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    5 days ago

    You have 30 minutes to move your car.
    You have 10 minutes.
    Your car has been impounded.
    Your car has been crushed into a cube.
    You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

    • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 days ago

      If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.

      • unrelated episode, but also classic