The clerk says, “certainly sir, will this be cash or card?”

The duck says, “put it on my bill”

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    1 month ago

    A duck goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms

    The clerk replies “Certainly, shall I put it in your bill?”

    “Do I look like some sort of pervert?!”