Oh boy, you really can install Linux anywhere. I just installed Linux on the patient's pacemaker, during the operation. They have no idea! SSH works, getting Apache on there now.

RomulusCornflakes@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

Oh boy, you really can install Linux anywhere. I just installed Linux on the patient's pacemaker, during the operation. They have no idea! SSH works, getting Apache on there now.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 23 days ago

The year is 2027. Police bust your door down and cuff you. Your pacemaker took part in a ddos attack on the gov servers

alienzx@feddit.nl · 23 days ago

It also doesn’t have age verification and the patient lives in California.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

and it’s running a bleeding edge build of systemd and thus currently under attack by social media trolls.

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

i get the joke but the pacemaker’s mostly just a battery. it doesn’t have much more radio than the magnetic/wireless charger your phone uses. very, very short range, no wifi at all. it’s the other implants that the pace powers you have to worry about.

Left as Center@jlai.lu · 23 days ago

This needs to be disrupted. I bring pacemaker as a service, fully connected, for a small monthly upfront fee you can enjoy the latest in pacemakers, the i❤️.

i❤️, a beat into the future.