I’m supposed to go see this with work friends this weekend. I want to send them this meme but I don’t wanna be fired.
It’s a great movie, you’ll have fun.
He’ll kill you afterwards so he can watch his space soap operas uninterrupted.
(Same actor plays “Murderbot.”)
I need to check if we got a second season. Love the books and the first season
No, we haven’t gotten a second season, but it has been confirmed.
Everybody’s gangsta until you’ve got splinters in your genitals…
“I won’t tell anyone you got splinters in your ass if you don’t tell anyone my dog has a wooden dick”
Wasn’t elementary school fun?
I said this once while extremely fucked up and proceeded to have the single least gangsta day of my entire life and ended up in jail.
At the time I was about it, but alcoholism won that round.
Edit: not the genitals part
Alcoholism is a sore winner
But it was impossible to resist such a big woodie!
No idea what this means. First thought was who has the wicker dick?
Me? I’ll try.
Him? Not really into dicks so the wicker thing wouldn’t work.
