statesian here. why would i be offended that the chinese made a good food for the… is that the spanish flag? i am not good at vexillology. so for the spanish market that they call english french toast that has weird flavors, then they label it American to indicate it should go on the “weird foreigners’ food” aisle whatever it’s called where you live? Have you tasted dorito? Root beer? They are delicious (especially when you get that one root beer with the nutmeg in it, it comes in that cool bottle i forget the name doctor humperbeck’s or something) but damn do they taste weird when you sit and focus on the flavor. some root beers are almost medicinal. sioux city sarsaparilla (any of sioux city’s sodas they bottle a good fizz) though, that shit i will ride my battery and legs out to pick up a bottle.

sorry, i just realized I’m hungry. or munchy. I’m going to go take care of that.

edit: and my cat just sat on my lap so i guess i’m not.