In order for me to answer the question, “Can I whoop DTJ’s ass,” I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I’d curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.
For the purposes of the question, it’d be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.
I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I’d help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.
Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!
In order for me to answer the question, “Can I whoop DTJ’s ass,” I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I’d curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.
For the purposes of the question, it’d be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.
I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I’d help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.
Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!
Depending on how fast the scooter goes, she could definitely take him. He’s very unstable and once he’s down, he’s not getting back up easily.