On Meta’s Q1 2026 earnings call, CFO Susan Li said the quiet part out loud. “We recently shared internally that we plan to reduce the size of our employee base in May. We believe a leaner operating model will allow us to move more quickly while also helping to offset the substantial investments we are ... Mark Zuckerberg Just Told 8,000 Employees Their Layoffs Are a Line Item in His $145 Billion AI Bill
Ok, but if you work for ZuckerDork (or anyone like him) and get laid off then I have no sympathy. None at all.
You were and are part of the problem. The end.
In fact, getting laid off is far better than what I wish for you.
Which company of angels are you working for? So I know where to work next
The NHS.
Ah yes that saint known as the UK government.
I know, free healthcare. Those dastardly bastards. How dare they!!!
…say, what free healthcare service is your government providing?
Dude… Get real, people need jobs and will take what they can get.
These people are at a much different level, they went there for stock
And I’m sure they’ll willingly leave their well paying jobs in this economy…
Found the jobless manchild.