YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoSmall victories.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down15
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minus-squarethagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days agoFace touching sucks, but penis is worse
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoCan’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.
minus-squarethagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoAllow me to stir the soup!
minus-square4grams@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoReapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.
Face touching sucks, but penis is worse
Can’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.
Allow me to stir the soup!
Reapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.
Words to live by.