(as seen at the evil empire, but I just had to liberate it)
So, uh… what’s your pizza-disaster story, y’all? I’ll go first.
Me, I used to deliver for Domino’s, and it was tonnes more fun than I’d imagined. First order of business was getting myself this freakin’ awesome powered-spotlight that plugged in to the cigarette lighter in my car, nominally so as to throw a spotlight on street addresses, at need. But hoh-my-god, that sucker was fun to play around with in general.
Also, like Ed Grimley, “I must say” that the tips were unusually good, to supplement the standard shit-wages of a delivery-boy. This was in 1990 btw, so wow… 36yrs ago, now. Tempus fugit, nonne?
Anyway, my most awkward encounter ever was the time I made a delivery, placed the pizza directly in to the man’s hands, and… for whatever reason(s) he dropped it. Right in front of me. Right between us. Probably one of the earliest scammers I ever dealt with, but it was hella embarrassing and awkward, dammit. I sure as heck didn’t know what to do or say…
How about you. Got anything…?
Aside from the top 2 slices which are a fucking tragedy, this honestly doesn’t look too bad. Most slices have 3 to 4 pieces of pepperoni, so the area is kinda close and the shapes aren’t horrible to hold.
I find the bottom left slice infuriating. It’s an affront to triangles. Why is there a circle where there should be a pointy thing.
The one on the right that looks like an out of shape rectangle is pretty anger-inducing as well.
And a little re-heating in the air-fryer?
Bob’s your uncle, man!
(uh, British saying, sorry)
But also if I do that would Bob becme my uncle /s
He’s generally a funny guy.
I don’t think you’d mind him. :P
Dope! Need more funny energy in my life!
Fuck… don’t we all? (high-five, brother)
High five! Fuck yeah we do