There wouldn’t be clearly delineated lines under the butt cheeks, the hands wouldn’t show up, they would just be part of the blob of the butt cheek imprint, and the “lips” would just be a single blob as well.
10/10 quality shitpost
This image does not make sense is he fucking the couch?
Those hands belong to the sitter, the angles don’t make sense otherwise.
The thumb on the left is pointing the wrong way for this.
Well you know what you, your wife and a neighbour need to do before the next time he plans on watching something on the couch
I said have you ever given yourself a stranger?
Brilliant!
Is your son JD vance?
Someone wanna explain pl0x?
He was “sitting on his hands” (aka doing nothing) instead of doing school work.
Goatse for yourself
In my time we were reading textbooks and write in notebooks at school. Some clever and mostly boring stuff. It looks like modern schools are quite different…
Flexible dude
He’s a good kid and always grips her under her ass so she is comfortable
