• Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    Aaaah, oof. You got me. Ouch. I will never emotionally recover. *Dramatic gasp* I must now cast myself into the sea, for there is no hope.

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      6 days ago

      man, you tried to slam the door in an effort to be finally noticed, and when that did not work, you are still trying to come with some sick burn? what is wrong with you? do you have no one else to talk to but me? just go. no need to announce it, i don’t care. go and don’t come back. if you need someone to talk to, i suggest specialist that does that for a living.

      • Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca
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        6 days ago

        It is too late! They’ve already sunk to the bottom of the sea and perished 😭. I am a crab that found their phone 🦀.