• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      But I have!

      Names I’ve been called:

      Shakespeare

      Hemingway

      Burroughs

      Kerouac

      Thompson

      Palahniuk

      Buddha

      Christ

      Retard

      Idiot

      Take your meds x 500000

      Pedophile

      Hebephile

      Crackhead

      Meth head

      But NOT pothead! I wasn’t good enough to get the job of festival cop, despite being a juggler. Why I switched to righting so much to get so skilled at it. Education IS our best crime deterrent after all, and I’ve been a crackhead for twelve years now. Has nothing to do with amphetamines. I’m a cop, dummy. I make a difference!