Fucked over too many rich people to get off scot free.
You can steal from regular people no problem, but he fucked up and decided to steal from the rich. Straight to jail.
Imagine what would happen if too many rich people started fucking over normal people… oh wait.
Nevermind.
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Enjoy your time in prisonI guess this is why he’s trying to get a presidential pardon.
He really shoulda bought himself an island. Or a leather jacket and sold snake oil. One of those.
You can buy a pardon from the president for pretty cheap. I’m surprised he’s not already pardoned.
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Enjoy your time in prison
It won’t stick, but it’s a good start.
In a few years all of the boomers will start dying in mass numbers. Think of them as meat shields. Their inheritances will get spread out amongst many bastards and at least one of them won’t stand for this shit anymore.
Let’s see here… we just take your time served … apply some creative math with some leverage and we’ll have you out in a ji…
Well, I hope he likes prison.
