A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)
“Wot? Wadn’t me.”
John, you’re the only man on board…
“Don’t know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn’t me…”