alt-text: Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk with a post about boobies emanating from a speech bubble above her
As an incredibly intolerant to lactose individual, I am willing to go through “shock” therapy to cure the affliction. Ladies please DM for an invite. Thank you, and god bless.
actually lactose intolerance is mostly intolerant to cow milk.
Goat, human, sheep, horse, camel. Plenty of animals give us milk with less lactose than cows.
Cows seek revenge on humans through biological warfare.
Something so sexy about the concept of a lactose intolerant person being scared of some big swinging tiddies
Insert image of smithers cowering from two strippers
Here you go

Does she do her own writing? I hope it’s all her.
I believe a huge part is from her pen. She might have some creative staff and advisors, but her own flavour of humour is pretty unique, so I think q lot of her work is 100% Cunk.
Nope. The charecter is the work of Charlie Brooker. Diane Morgan has provided material but the charecter was created and she was cast to fit the idea.







