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minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoYou could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoBut you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThird. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoNot all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’. Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoIn that case you still come after daddy’s money, but you’re daddy.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoWell, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
Third. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
Not all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’.
Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
In that case you still come after daddy’s money, but you’re daddy.
Well, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore