“A dingo ate my bunny!” /s
Patrick’ in my head - “Make it five”
They also did this with the cane toads.
Humans are the best invasive species
I love emus
That’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Twenty years from now: “In the land down under, we call these boys grizzly gorillas. You can remember them by the shorthand ‘gg’, cuz that’s all there is to say if you ever meet one.”
Aussie Ice Gorillas when
So Canberra remains fucked?
It can actually work, you just have to be good at picking a matchup and have a bit of luck. See for example the cactoblastis moth vs Australia’s prickly pear infestation.
Pity that its very easy to get wrong and you’re more likely to end up with a cane toad or Indian mynah situation.
Didn’t know Europeans were an invasive species.
Some woman tried this in her stomach and the invasive species won.
Obligatory Simpsons clip:
How do we obtain a breedable pair of Melmacians, though?
Catbait
We just need to bring back the animals that we accidentally wiped out. Tasmanian devils and komodo dragons used to live all over Australia, respawn them. We also used to have thylacines, thylacoleos and land crocodiles which would need a helping hand from mad genetic scientists but I’ll set up a gofundme. Also why not generically engineer the dragons and devils while we’re there?
Sure thing, Umbrella Corp!
