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The last twilight movie.
Aristocats: “Hey, X said you turned a baby. Not cool.”
MC: “Not at all. We birthed an undead child. She’s grown enough to speak already, so no deadly tantrums here.”
X: “My bad.”
Is the Emoji Movie too obvious?
Most marvel movies
The Mario movies literally could have been new entries in the video game series that just added full voice acting and recontextualized the Mario universe, kinda like a soft reboot.
But nah, 1 Marbillion dollars plz
Most of them unless they bring you joy.
I subscribe to people like Ryan George (Pitch Meetings) so I can get the gist of movies I’ll never watch.
Space Ice, Bad Movie Trailers, etc.
Pitch meetings and cinemasins are great for movies I have no intention of watching.
I guess the ones where studios have to churn out movies so they don’t lose the IP, like some of Sony’s superhero movies.
Joker 2
The new war of the worlds
The Happening
Prometheus
Troll 2
It is wholly unworthy of sequel status.
But Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!
Okay I put this movie back on and finished it.
What a weird film!
I’ve never been so aroused by corn on the corn, but why did that guy just wake up in a pile of popcorn? The moral of the story is don’t let those vegetarians stop you from eating highly processed meats?
And that ending! What the hell?
The movie didn’t even have a fucking troll in it!
Honestly? That ending scared the hell of of me three first time I saw it. I was very young the first time I saw it, and that end stuck with me for years.
The Substance
Everything M. Night Shyamalan ever put out
unfair. his early stuff is good. not story-wise, but in pacing and tone.
Unbreakable has some of the best shots of any movie made since the turn of the century
