Residues of pharmacologically active substances in food of animal origin and the monitoring thereof in national food production.

We wouldn’t need 30 seconds to think about and we would need more like 2+ hours for the talk

Were hyperfixating and info dumping about One Piece, thank you

Disco Elysium

Tangent circle packing

Urban planning

I would probably start out by speculating about this teleportation stuff worked.

The rest of the time I would descend more and more into what’s wrong with our current society from my view.

I’ll start with a joke, “so this guy has been randomly teleported onto a TED talk stage in his underwear…” and then I’d probably talk about how the over prevalence of “easy” in our day to day life has allowed us to become complacent and encourages us to stop fighting the inevitable downfall of life as we see it. All so billionaires can keep existing and we can be doomscrolling without being worried about life outside around the world.

I’d fill the full 30 min.

Id talk about cranking my hog

AROOOOOO

i hate these kinds of dreams. and always in my underwear

Welcome to my Ted talk. Has anyone else noticed it’s always Venus? I bought the Star finder app but every time I scan a star it’s just Venus.

Why is every cool star Venus?

I can only talk for 30 minutes? Man, this gonna be rough.

I’d like to thank you all for coming to my TedX on waifu hair color. To begin with we have the ever passionate purple hair…

I’ll talk about world wide wealth caps!

I want that nobody can have a net worth of more than, say, 10 million dollars. After that, all income over that goes 100% to taxes until you’re under it.

Imagine the same tax brackets that we now have, bit with much more brackets and the last one is 100%

This simple limit has a huge list of implications. Nobody can be extremely wealthy anymore, governments get so much tax income that they can implement all the socialist rights like free healthcare, free education, universal basic income, etc.

No more poverty

No more wealth inequality, meaning that everybody can live a good life

No more extremely large companies because upu need an incremental amount of shareholders to be able to increase its size…

Corruption? It’s hard to buy someone when henl can’t really give you much power and the buyer won’t be able to offer that much and the risk of getting caught is still the same

You can work harder and earn more, but why would you if your life is good and happy? For those that need to innovate, there is still richdoms to get, but with reasonable limits

This of course needs to be implemented world wide to work well, and the exact limit is for others to function, but I believe this to be possible and extremely positive for humanity.

Needs a lot more work but for the 30 seconds given…

“How to survive in America with 7 mental health issues, 3 health issues, a bum leg, and being gay.”

Ted talks are fake