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I always found this version funnier
Car keys? Sus
i mean, i’d walk to the bars in my youth but my house keys were attached to my car keys.
You can separate them or have a car key set and a set without car keys. No need to carry around stuff you don’t need
Being hungover is a product of being dehydrated, drink more water before and during your bender. Or better yet just smoke a joint instead.
Also due to the products of alcohol metabolism, which cannot be avoided, even with proper hydration.
