to preface: i cannot make food to save my life (i need to learn, i know). i have no idea if anything edible can be made from the provided ingredients.
this partly exists as a reminder to everyone complaining under FauxPseudo’s last challenge post that you, too, can make posts here; it is not meant to be a slight against FauxPseudo, who’s just trying to provide fun content for the community.
you are on the set of The Great British Bake Off, and have access to every appliance and utensil there. you’re here to cook.
the time limit is 4 hours. after that, you must present what you have made to judges Paul Hollywood and Nigella Lawson, who will make fun of you if it’s bad. (not actually. but pretend you had 4 hours to prepare this meal, and that i could afford the judges.)
your ingredients are:
- a dozen bagels
- 10 bars of dark chocolate
- 17 chilli peppers
- 15 mini babybel cheese snacks
- 8 egg yolks
- 3 boxes of pancake mix
- a bag of tuna floss
- a jug of milk
- a bottle of rapeseed oil
- a large block of pink salt
- one strawberry.
all listed ingredients must be used to some degree, and you can’t add any more. you’re allowed to have leftovers as long as everything’s used once.
i haven’t provided exact measurements (partly because i’m writing this to procrastinate university work and don’t have time for that) so please assume reasonable quantities for each.
what would you make?
No butter?
Thinly slice the baby bells and toast up some of the bagels. Put the baby bells on the bagels and heat them to melt the cheese. Grind a little salt off the block and sprinkle on.
Make pancakes with yolks in the middle. Not quite a froggy in the hole, but close. Gonna be bland without syrup or butter unfortunately.
Shred the chocolate and use the milk to make chocolate milk.
Looked up fish floss, what a weird name. Not sure I can make something happen with that or the rest of the ingredients.