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“Hey human wake up, something smells like ass in this house and I need you to fix it so I can get back to sleeping”
“Human, you never gave me the food from the slow cooker. This is unacceptable.”
afraid his food would catch fire. needs a medal 🎖️
My little girl stood on my arm to tell me there was an alarm going off in the basement. Good girl.





