Na this is real. Even office language is fluid and coworkers love improvising all turns of phrase. Besides, just because the author isn’t intending to convey information through something doesn’t mean that there is no meaning to derive. Relenting to the idea there is no meaning without at least trying to find one is just a practice in being ignorant. Language is abstract and subjective and when you think you’re being random you can accidentally reveal more than you might think. Either way it’s at least fun to guess what these coworkers came away thinking these phrases mean

If someone said this to me I would at least expect them to get back to me in a reasonable amount of time, and that sounds like a clear enough next step.

To me “idea freezer” just reads as someone trying to find the phrase “icebox” as it is already commonly used concept in project management tools.

Can anybody translate the titles?

That was kinda the ceiling seemed like everyone was trying to avoid. So a lot of 48 and 49. But all might as well have been surge to me. …Surge had 56g a can if I recall.

As someone who grew up avoiding sugar and having to look at the back of everything this would have been relatively low in sugar compared to other products sold in that same store in my area. In the South of the US you would have a hard time finding something lower than sprite and or tea(~35g)without alternative synthetic sweeteners like aspertain and sucralose or just water and those options used to be sparce. A lot of times a convenience store would only have diet coke, unsweet tea, or water unless I was okay with 30+ grams of sugar. I’m not saying that it’s okay to have that much sugar, but it definitely seems far out of the way from some of the much lower hanging fruit. For example even Gatorade and Powerade have more sugar per package unit and those were available via vending machines IN the school. Also, pretty much every fast-food drink station makes you choose between water, unsweetened tea, or something with almost 50g of sugar when in a can.

Coulda been a mouse under a house

I’d 90% a game and then put it down. Beating a game bummed me out like leaving a friend’s house after a long fun sleepover. So I’d usually wait till the sequel was announced or available before I’d finish out a title as a way to get hyped for the new release.

They might play differently but you have to admit they are similar genre. Even mods to try and port content from one to the other https://youtu.be/ed6kKLd3Fso?is=DGeaMHn5XSCdeeFv

Elden Ring but its a little more difficult.

Lol this one got me 😆