sudo make the Russians retreat

have you ever noticed how the “have you ever noticed?” people have tripled their efforts now that the "both sides are the same so don’t bother voting” crowd have tripled their efforts?

is that a razer brand napkin?

when they came for the gays, i didn’t care because i am not gay… maybe curious, that’s normal, right? like who hasn’t kissed a guy once just to see what it would be like? also some guys are just objectively hot

on Sunday my friend said we should hangout “this weekend” (he meant Saturday) and i corrected him saying that would be “next weekend” … I’m right, right?

what’s ur job?

you should redo this with the girl and the cubicle like your title

too much liberal i see in you, yeeess, the liberal side of the force is strong in you

i vent through my keyboard sometimes

their peoples used storage devices they called “floppies” yet they were rigid squares. no one is certain of the origin of this term and the leading theory is that the squares simply calcified over time.

It’s unphathomable!

i heard committing sudoku is a sin

what do you buy instead?

what’s a good alternative?

which billionaires? what’s the athletic?

what’s wrong with the times?

what about the rifle, alarm, and pickaxes?

you can walk through walls if by chance your electrons line up

sometimes i dont realize and then they mispronounce a word like tzar (saying T-Zar) and then im like oh shit this was ai voice

this comic depicts a quantum computer which you can’t use for ai. i know it’s jokey but i just wanted to let people know