Aviandelight

That’s a lovely carpet. It was one of my favorite species to keep back in the day.

You and my husband. Now I know two people who liked that game.

Mine says “Builds Xbox controller collection gradually.” I buy my husband a new controller about every 8 months because the sticks start to drift. Maybe it should say Xbox makes shit products.

I don’t understand coworkers routinely meeting up outside of work and being involved in each other’s lives. I like my coworkers just fine but work does not provide the environment I want to build real relationships off of. Also I generally live by the rule of don’t shit where you eat. I fake being social as much as I can but I’m sure everyone thinks I’m weird.

Always facing the expectation that you are automatically responsible for everyone else and are expected to perform with happy docile compliance.

I love The Twilight Zone. My personal favorite is One for the Angels. Just good old fashioned wholesome.

Love all the nicknames, especially Door Simulator. That one is going to live in my head for a bit.