Was just about to ask where Linus Torvalds was lmao

Do these stupid fucks really think kids don’t know what a penis is? Roughly half of humans have one!

“Dick is another name for penis” is not a difficult explanation lmao

Achievement unlocked: Make a stranger on the internet exhale through their nose in amusement

I think OP’s account was made exclusively to make this aneurysmpost

So -

Rest of the world: Metric

USA: Imperial

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A good boss and decent pay can make a fairly shitty workday a lot more bearable.

Hey let me have my jokes so I don’t freak out thinking about my serious social/spatial impairments and sensory oversensitivities. Or how the smallest break in my flow/routine throws off my whole week and I’m a dysregulated mess.

I’m allowed some fun.

Unironically yes

I didn’t like the bit I played of the first one, so I don’t blame you.

Deus Ex 1 (2000) might be up your alley if you like the retro sci-fi FPS vibe without feeling like your heart is constantly racing lol

Thank you. I knew it looked late 90s/early aughts just couldn’t place it

What game is this?

I will never not love Riley’s energy lol

Yes. Coconut macaroons are S-Tier cookies, especially when the bottoms are dipped in chocolate.

I might be biased; it looks like a tub of chocolate cake batter to me lol. Not the prettiest presentation, technically, but still appealing.

That actually looks really tasty.

A good split pea soup, for sure.

Edit: and macarons look super pretty but taste…meh? Imo. Like if you were to imagine what Barbie food tasted like, it’d be a macaron.

Even funnier when you tell them you hate liberals too and their brains short circuit

That’s an iconic name. Guessing his littermates (if he has any) are also named after soup?

Sauce for this GH issue thread? It seems familiar but I can’t place it

Peace was always an option