CandyMountainCharlie

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

Cat’s not mad, just severely disappointed. How dare you not be perfect! That food bowl may be missing 3 kibbles, it must be refilled. Failure to comply may (will) end in a plot of you death.

I’m in this picture lol

I laughed a little too hard. Thanks for paying the extra cat tax!

My insides say that sounds like pain and a lot of time in the bathroom. Though to be fair, a good quality cheese doesn’t really effect me. It’s the all oil, preservatives, who knows what, and just enough cheese to call it cheese that gets me lol.

OP made his out of construction paper and it probably looks better 😂

I’m approaching 40 and my thought process was, delicious but I’m going to pay for that and it’s not worth the pain lol

Yesss saving this comment lol

I honestly don’t know but that quote lives rent free in my head lol. YouTube Source

I love this so much!

Now I’m just thinking of Homestar Runner’s Teen Girl Squad: “if you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation”

Meep meep!

Glances around

I mean, it’s working just fine. 🤷‍♀️

I’m in that transition period right now. Where I’m fully realizing the weight of how fast time has flown and how much I’m aging but yet I’ve still (theoretically) have a semi decent amount ahead of me. Every year the song hits a bit harder.

I actually got certified this week

I’ve lost my old man three times this week. First two he was just hanging out behind the curtain. Third time I’m like, I’m going to check behind the curtain! Nope. He was under a desk on top of the air vent. That’s how I knew the heat had kicked on.

😂😂

Nah, you’re just over reacting and emotional. It’s just a flesh wound. I don’t know why you would get so worked up about this!

I had to double take lol

I’m on 3 just for fun. 1 for modding, 1 for all my scrolling, and one for non political scrolling (I block things they aren’t blocked instance wide).