But if you pronounce it like the show, every Spanish speaker has the right to whoop your ass just once

Reddit is doing age verification now?? lmao

Drown in the cesspit you’ve filled to overflowing.

Any curry is the answer, really. Chop veg, sauté, add curry sauce, you can’t fuck it up and it’s delicious. Rice as a side is also dead easy even without a rice cooker.

If you RTFA there is an attached study: https://academic.oup.com/auk/article-abstract/143/1/1/8279658

Now imagine the first party comes back into power and goes ‘wow, thank god that will never happen again!’ twice more and does nothing to change the incredibly abuse-prone system, and you might have something approaching an analogy with context. Republicans are not the only party that has been in power since 9/11.

This is completely ignoring that historically ‘centrist’ (conservative) Democrats have championed their immigration stance as ‘common sense’, ie indistinguishable from their Republican opponents.

This looks like something RealCivilEngineer would do for a bit, lol. I think I see a bit of the strongest shape in there.

Oh look, they finally found a way to make AI profitable! (It’s just scamming people again)

If this was the case wouldn’t the other door handles in the stairwell also feel warm? I don’t think it’s a bad theory, but if the others don’t feel warm that’s more confusing

This year’s woodpeckers sure look weird.

so warm 😌

I had this same dream, but with a school shooting that happened and I started shooting back because I had a gun on me (I do not own a gun). Then I started to think ‘oh no, when the police get here they won’t be able to tell that I didn’t start it!’ before I woke up.

Leaves or the Sears catalog will get you further back.

So is taking a shit, but if you’re doing it 40 times a day you see a doctor.

ADHD doesn’t turn you into an alien. It’s a developmental disorder that makes everyday tasks harder.

I’ll tell you a secret. If you just show up and do things without fucking up most of the time, they’ll never know you’re an imposter. Like fools, they’ll attribute your mistakes to human error and not being incompetent. Just because you show up reliably and do halfway decent work the majority of the time. The absolute imbeciles.

As many as he thinks he can get away with, I’m sure. If he waits until the end of the month to sign he was hoping the heat was going to die off.

But what if it becomes sentient and solves global warming and cures every disease and then we go with it to outer space? The only thing possible is to keep shoveling money at it no matter what! This doesn’t sound like shit dreamt up by a toddler!

They can’t hear you over their ‘gifts’ from generous conservative friends.

I use a glass jar as my ashtray for this reason (well, also because my cat is a horrible goblin that won’t leave anything alone). Screw the lid on and it doesn’t matter how spicy things get, it’ll run out of oxygen and put itself out.