There are a lot of corners I’m going to need some more information.

Pshh, Mr. True would’ve turned this guy into a pretzel and fed him back into the machine.

More relatable than Family Circus.

Go to Bluesky. I think due to the size of the Fediverse its porn content is infinitesimally smaller than Reddits. To flab my cheeks together and speak out of my ass locally hosting explicit content on a home server is also too risky. The low content available + search complexity makes googling boobs a better option.

Kids these days never had to bare witness to the great Stovepedia Ovenpedia wars.

Hobbes finally got first billing?

These speed cameras are getting ridiculous!

Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.

Typical Chad move.

Playfund pays creators based on play time.

Couldn’t someone have bots play their game and generate money?

Plenty of sources show troops were really digging it

Most people don’t speak English so we should switch to a more popular language like Finnish.

Some people have no respect for Blue’s Clues.

Vivian from Paper Mario is what my orb of pondering divulged.

Didn’t you see Hilary’s emails?

God: Rise and shine J, you’ll need to move that stone blocking the tomb entrance by holding L2 and focusing your Holy Spirit. Just make sure you have enough meter by collecting those communion crackers.

Jesus Christ: Hope I made it in time for the Easter egg hunt.

You’ve never played Soper Morio?

Metabolic Bone Disease is a great heavy metal band name.

I saw a TV special about a doctor who healed someone with mouse bites.

She inherited the rights to the ski mountain he owned right? She turned that laid-back cozy mountain into an exclusive expensive resort?