My dude this war in Yemen has been going on for like 10 years. If the idea of bombing Yemen sounds out of left field to you, then you are woefully uninformed.

American libertarian just means embarrassed Republican nowadays.

Every guy: shit it’s so difficult to find sex, love, companionship, or any of the above, it’s actually depressing

Every girl: just be yourself lol idk all that stuff just naturally is available to me