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Undersecretary Elbridge Colby summoned the Papal Nuncio to the Pentagon, said the pope better get in line with Trump, and referenced the “Avignon Papacy”, a historical event where France kidnapped and killed the pope then set up a puppet Papacy.

Edit: Looking into it, the original story came from “anonymous Vatican sources”, and has since been officially denied by both sides.

I mean, the DoD literally threatened exactly that

Don’t fuck with Jesus… ask The Beatles.

It looks more like Jon Stewart to me

You know, I’m starting to think that maybe the “drive bay full of thermite” guy way back in the day WASN’T crazy…

Not just bipolar, but rapid cycling too!