My favorite is 'not the sharpest hammer in the kitchen.

My wife thought it was dumb when I picked up a lockpick set to play around with. Didn’t think it was so stupid when we accidentally locked our keys inside when house sitting and I actually managed to pick the lock.

And I’m stealing your sweetroll.

I find myself being increasingly surprised when someone in power actually says no and stands up to Trump.

Wish I wasnt, but I guess this is where we are.

Yes