When i get excited or angry my ability to articulate goes out the window. It usually comes out as mumbled gibberish

This is exactly what my morning bm needed. Im dying. Absolutely brilliant

A friend of mine went on a date Sunday night. For some reason they started talking politics. This bitch ass cry baby mommas boy walks OUT on the date, WITHOUT paying for his drinks/food. Luckily my friend only had to pay for her stuff. I’ll give you one guess what his political leanings were. These maga morons got no balls

G.o.f.u.c.k.y.o.u.r.s.e.l.f. I use proper punctuation in my work emails and thats about it. This is the best youll get

Holy cow. I thought this comment section would be filled with light hearted jokes. Some of yall need get your chronically online asses outside.

The is the most reddit esque comment section I’ve seen on lemmy and it’s gross

Lotr is overrated, there i said it

My tacoms 4wd knob is directly next to the ac knob. It’s crazy stupid