Shits more standardized than you think. Go browse a glass packaging manufacturers site and you’ll spot loads of familiar jars.

Now buying in small quantities, that’s a problem.

I think no one here disagrees with that. The disagreement is whether or not “gay people exist” is a mature topic.

It’s not. Don’t be silly.

You’ve linked “machine with oil”, the ejaculating one is “machine with grease”. I’m on my phone right now so I can’t look it up for you, but you should be able to find it on youtube under that name.

I should mention the less horny version came first.

People do this all the time accidentally with drain snakes. So yes.

This was an art project, the text is completely made up.

I know, but the box-to-sleep-in is a fairly famous thing which afaik we don’t do.

You’re getting the Netherlands confused with a nordic country there.

I don’t think Poland is using the US military in lieu of their own defenses but in addition. And who can blame them?

As someone who got a dog a couple years ago: nah still wanna pet all the other dogs too.