Look i only have a set amount of fucks per day. I have 7 left, and its only 4pm.

Or decide on her own later. My mom is a korean immigrant but wanted me to identify as white like my father . Now i identify as both.

It’s the loophole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

This reminds me of the bird called the canary which means dog. It gets its name because some islands were discovered that had a bunch of wild dogs, and they named them the Canary Islands (from canine). Later on it was discovered that a small yellow bird was endemic to the islands so they named it after the place they lived.

I don’t think anyone has mentioned “helicopter” yet. It’s not heli and copter like you might think. It’s helico like helix meaning spiral and pter like pterodactyl meaning winged.

I always thought they liked riding the cow-a-bunga

Yes, but, from the article: ”GrapheneOS also says governments and banks are increasingly adopting these verification systems for things like payments, digital ID apps, and age verification services.

“Instead of governments stopping Apple and Google from engaging in egregiously anti-competitive behavior, they’re directly participating in locking out competition via their own services,” Graphene said."

But really, the second one is the actual truth. Beavers are fantastic for certain ecosystems, and if they need to spell it out for people to realize that then so be it.

Sorry, I’m a professional dog-sitter.

Well they wouldn’t have to travel very far. There seem to be some places with a lot of available food.

Just because beer can doesn’t mean that beer should.

I also bought the Vive back in `16. Can’t believe that was 10 years ago! I moved two years ago though and never set it back up. I figured at the time that Valve would have a new headset that didn’t require base stations soon. Finally coming this year, so if someone wants to buy an OG Vive…

Okay, that’s what “fries” stands for. Now what about “taco?”

The main reason I’m not having kids is so that people where I work will have no one to yell at when code I wrote inevitably breaks on Jan 1, 2100.

Also fun how the horse can’t stop won’t stop until it runs a certain distance. Which is accurate based on some animals I’ve met.

I generally don’t use cash for anything.

However, I do purchase from farmers’ markets or local artisans fairly regularly. For the most part, they can take card via a cell phone-connected device, but there is also an understanding that they have to pay a percentage of the sale to the credit card company. I, and I think other regulars, often carry cash for these occasions.

Venmo and similar apps are another option, but they also want a cut if it’s a business sale, so some sellers prefer to steer clear of them as well.

I like the idea of this comic. I did not expect the comments to just be people asking, “Where the horse dick at?”

IBS will never leave your spout alone. 💪

I used to take naps in the server room.

It’s not my fault your parents named you “Kevin.”